Well I can stop looking......this is it, the ultimate cable!

[Pelliott321]

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Would you believe that some one actually thinks this sausage dielectric is a good idea
https://parttimeaudiophile.com/2016/09/20/the-far-corners-the-skin-effect-and-albanias-organike-cables/

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[Guy]

Ugh.

[SoundMods]

Hmmm. I wonder how Italian sausage sounds? So -- if you're a vegan audiophile does that mean you can't use the sausage cables?

And then there is the issue with a pet dog -- dogs love sausage -- you can't leave your system unattended.

[Pelliott321]

but how does it sound, think it makes live performances sound meatier

[m1garandusa]

You know, this would not be the first time that people have had a friendly laugh at the expense of someone from outside the "tribe". I've seen many a new junior officer sent off to procure a spool of flightline or a drum of propwash by mid-level NCO's. I'd barely been in the service a year when a senior NCO had me carry a 70-lb pair of the largest bolt-cutters I've ever seen on a facility inspection in case we went out to a facility where we'd lost the key. After a long day of facility walk-downs at buildings that all looked to be newly constructed I asked the Master Sergent if we were likely to come across a facility where we would need to cut are way in. He responded "No, Lieutenant, probably not, I just wanted to see how long you would carry them"

Now, I was suspicious from the very moment he gave me the cutters that morning, but I was raised to be so polite that I would never question my elders....

Perhaps the same dynamic is at play?

V/R
James

[Pelliott321]

I mostly agree with you, but have to admit you had aleastva little chuckle when you read this