Introduction
Posted: April 20th, 2013, 1:22 pm
Roscoe says I have to do this so here goes:
Hi boys and girls! My name is Stuart. I am (kind of a) grown up. But I like my toys just like you. The difference is, my toys are very dangerous and sometimes scary!!
Instead of nice, safe toys like Buzz Lightyear dolls, Etch-a-Sketch, Nerf guns and pretend internet friends, I like to play with electric wiring at voltages that will easily kill you; big and heavy cars with engines making incredible power (while consuming vast quantities of fuel) which are ignited by systems using extremely high voltages which, under the right (wrong?) circumstances, can kill you or at least stop your heart; and I also like to play with antique music reproduction equipment which, uses vacuum tubes and extremely high voltages which can kill you.
Notice a recurring theme here boys and girls? I have noticed one. You may have seen a movie, late at night when you were supposed to be sleeping, but mom and dad closed their bedroom door (what's up with that?) and you and your little brother went down to the basement and turned the sound on the TV down really low! DEATH WISH!
So that's me folks. Seems like death wish to others. I don't see it that way, I'm just having fun!
Oh, one other thing: to earn money so I can buy lots of toys, drink and eat (in that order), I have a job. I am an electrician. I work with electricity that, well, you know the story.
I used to fly airplanes, but my money ran out. If I ever find another big pile of money, look out, that will be me over your head, buzzing around and loving life!
Stuart
Hi boys and girls! My name is Stuart. I am (kind of a) grown up. But I like my toys just like you. The difference is, my toys are very dangerous and sometimes scary!!
Instead of nice, safe toys like Buzz Lightyear dolls, Etch-a-Sketch, Nerf guns and pretend internet friends, I like to play with electric wiring at voltages that will easily kill you; big and heavy cars with engines making incredible power (while consuming vast quantities of fuel) which are ignited by systems using extremely high voltages which, under the right (wrong?) circumstances, can kill you or at least stop your heart; and I also like to play with antique music reproduction equipment which, uses vacuum tubes and extremely high voltages which can kill you.
Notice a recurring theme here boys and girls? I have noticed one. You may have seen a movie, late at night when you were supposed to be sleeping, but mom and dad closed their bedroom door (what's up with that?) and you and your little brother went down to the basement and turned the sound on the TV down really low! DEATH WISH!
So that's me folks. Seems like death wish to others. I don't see it that way, I'm just having fun!
Oh, one other thing: to earn money so I can buy lots of toys, drink and eat (in that order), I have a job. I am an electrician. I work with electricity that, well, you know the story.
I used to fly airplanes, but my money ran out. If I ever find another big pile of money, look out, that will be me over your head, buzzing around and loving life!
Stuart